Michigan Temperature Chart

@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Great Lakes.

@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes..
Lake Erie water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People who live in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Wolverines lick the flagpole.

@ -20 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates..
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helen's freezes..
People in Michigan rent some videos.


@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wolverines get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
In Michigan the 'Detroit Lions' win the Super Bowl!