The Special* Joke Thread

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By special* joke I mean snips and clips you've taken from the internet that you find funny: not actual jokes, and not your own words.
We're basically looking for unintentional humor.

For example:

Welcome to the USC Astronomy Center webpage. The Astronomy Center, located on the basement level...

USC Astronomy Center - University of South Carolina

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Hear General T.A.C.O. fight the white supremacist colonialism that oppresses people of color.


Black Riders Liberation Party - Vanguard News Network Forum

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Top economists say circumcision not best anti-HIV tactic

A Swazi man awaits to be circumcised in a massive, nationwide drive to circumcise its men in a bid to curb the spread of HIV.


Top economists say circumcision not best anti-HIV tactic | Alabama News

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I never understood why it's supposed to be Jews behind the conspiracies? On what do they base it and why specifically them and not, oh say Norwegians or Eskimoes?

http://www.revleft.com/vb/fascists-s...82#post2165282

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I'm a proud Nationalist but I will always have a beating heart of a Stalinist.


What would happen if the Queen was killed - Page 2 - Vanguard News Network Forum

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Dumb negro robs store with cop standing right behind

Story and video here: Don't Rob A Convenience Store With A Cop Standing Right Behind You - The Consumerist

Some comments:


What? No crazy's making Obama cracks yet? Where are all the racists *******s?

I guess I've gotten too used to all the other websites on the internet. :/


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Another exhibit towards to crumbling education system in america....






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As a lesbian it probably was my duty to have a Suburu legacy. (They don’t forget us in their marketing.)





[...] The cult of Subaru. [...]





I was a lesbian a few times. I drive a Forester.






I just traded in my 1999 Forester (Lesbian owned and approved) for a 2006 Forester.





Oooh, I loved my Subaru!!, and I am not even a lesbian!



The cult of Subaru.